Friday, September 10, 2010

How do you know I'm not a Londoner?

My shirt and pants aren't dark enough, my shoes aren't pointy enough,
my hair isn't long enough or coiffed enough, my tie isn't narrow
enough, and I'm not wearing a sweater or utility jacket.

Despite that, someone who is obviously even less of a Londoner asked
me for directions.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And I'm sure if you were wearing a suit it didn't have enough prominent pinstripes, and your tie was too conservative.